User talk:ChineseToiletman 1996

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Hi... read much?

Please stop inserting yourself into articles - that's generally considered vanity and doesn't really help them, anyhow. For that matter, many of your other edits have been, and I'll be blunt, here, rather not good as well. I would suggest taking the time to read UN:VAIN and HTBFANJS - these may be of help, as your enthusiasm is quite remarkable. Also, do not be afraid to use the show preview button when editing - that way you should be able to catch errors and make sure you got it right the first time and will often only need to save once. Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101121 - 05:52 (UTC)

I was just wondering

You don't happen to be the same guy as JGordon, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:08, 22 November 2010

Reborn

My Chinese Toilet Lover, ChineseToiletman 1996 Gave You A message to the Uncyclopedian Tsar, PeterTheGreat The Father Of The Right Honourable Wikipedia Staff, FamilyGuy1998

“Are you A From china? Or in the soviet union, I gave you a message from PeterTheGreatBecause You Love Chinese toilets are you,Take Some time to read HTBFANJS Until The Block Expires, Sincerely Yours, PeterTheGreat”

~ Message to a lover

Want Some Toilets?

Here, check this,

FUCK YOU IDIOTICS BUGLARS!

Dont you like that, ill check you tom. :P

--PeterITheGreat 03:21, December 5, 2010 (UTC)