User talk:Charlie The Man

Why, hello there, <insert name here>! How's it going, friend? Welcome to my humble user discussion page. Feel free to leave stuff in here for me to read at your discretion. Day or night, 24/7. New article suggestions, articles you think I might be interested in (anything involving music or video games preferrably), your ex-girlfriends, you know... things like that. Or if you just want to say hello, that's cool too. I only ask the following few things of you guys, though:

• Don't flood the page with meaningless spam. Eye for an eye if this happens. For dummies, yes. This means I will take out both of your eyes, and eat them. So if you like seeing, don't do it. ;)
  
• Don't fight with other users, or tamper with whatever they post. Leave that one to me. :P
  
• NO Pornography. For that matter, no Pornography, either.
  

And there you have it. Thanks again for stopping by. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Margaritaville, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 17:57, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Under the Radar

I saw some activity in these here parts and now shining a torch in your direction. I see you are following the First Directive. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:12, March 8, 2012 (UTC)