User talk:Cart-man

Welcome to Uncyclopedia!

I see that you created a page called North Park and that it's meant to be a parody of South Park. I think the idea of the article is great, I just think that it can be improved on. I feel like the style of the writing could be changed. Take my words as you will, since I'm one of the most insane users on this site. Putting that aside, I hope you enjoy your time on Uncyclopedia! Also, I love the username.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 00:53, 16 October 2024 (UTC)

Chess

Welcome to Chess! You are new to Uncyclopedia Chess, you can move the pieces:

• The king (chess) moves one square in any direction. There is also a special move called a castling that involves moving the king and a rook. The king is the most valuable piece—attacks on the king must be immediately countered, and if this is impossible, the game is immediately lost (see checks and checkmates).
• A rook (chess) can move any number of squares along a rank or file, but cannot leap over other pieces. Along with the king, a rook is involved during the king's castling move.
• A bishop (chess) can move any number of squares diagonally, but cannot leap over other pieces.
• A queen (chess) combines the power of a rook and bishop and can move any number of squares along a rank, file, or diagonal, but cannot leap over other pieces.
• A knight (chess) moves to any of the closest squares that are not on the same rank, file, or diagonal. (Thus the move forms an "L"-shape: two squares vertically and one square horizontally, or two squares horizontally and one square vertically.) The knight is the only piece that can leap over other pieces.
• A pawn (chess) can move forward to the unoccupied square immediately in front of it on the same file, or on its first move it can advance two squares along the same file, provided both squares are unoccupied. A pawn can capture an opponent's piece on a square diagonally in front of it by moving to that square. It can't capture a piece while advancing along the same file, nor can it move to either square diagonally in front without capturing. A pawn has two special moves: the en passant capture and promotion.

Hope you have a great game!

Yours truly,

- 2024/10/18 at 23:05 UTC+9

Gabri, this is interesting that this is all coming from someone who at one point got rid of all the pieces...Not that I bear a grudge. I actually find it kind of funny and ironic.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling...} 17:30, 19 October 2024 (UTC)