User:Cart-man

“Gibberish”

~ someone

Cart-man is one of the alter-egos of Eric Cartman. This individual is very dangerous and is probably nuts. If spotted, will probably engage in a long, exhausting technique called "talking about himself", used to assort dominance dumbassness. IF YOU ENCOUNTER THIS BEING, DO NOT PANIQUE AND CONTACT HERE

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

Fenris was here.

Squaw Dee dropped by! He owns Uncyclopedia!

Pichu has invaded this userpage. You cannot stop him.

Oh, hi. Were you looking for something?

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