User talk:Carl Gustav Junk

Welcome!

Hello, Carl Gustav Junk, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Thanks for the welcome! - Carl

Praise

has awarded you a cookie for a nice piece of arse to Uncyclopedia!

Thankyou! Nice to know see someone who knows what goth is.--Bauhaus1 04:41, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

History of England

I see you had a good go at the subject we are currently tackling over at the History of Great Britain. Are you still active? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:15, January 28, 2010 (UTC)