User talk:Cack
NOO COMMENS AT THE BUTT PRETTY PLEASE?[edit source]
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07:41, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
Games[edit source]
I would very much like to discourage you from creating stuff in the Game namespace simply because almost every game on the wiki sucks.
I also know I banned you before with that other account because I was generally getting annoyed with the short page creating, sorry about that and so forth. I advise you to check out UN:BEST for an idea on what kind of standard you should be aiming for. The amount of page content, good use of jokes instead of randomness and importantly time spent writing them. I'm not asking you to write content of impossibly high quality, but you need to spend time on your creations and give them some kind of direction. Articles are like wine, they get better with age. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:10, 18 May 2017 (UTC)
Welcoming[edit source]
In future please substitute the welcome template like so {{subst:Welcome}} --~~~~ and also wait until the account has made at least one edit before welcoming. Most accounts are spambots and should not be welcomed yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:16, 23 May 2017 (UTC)
