User talk:Buddhafella
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥[edit source]
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love,
And, by the way[edit source]
Welcome. Good to have you on board. Some tips on how to have fun here: Keep clicking on "Recent changes", fifth down on the left. Play on the forums you find and on user talk pages, and vote for stuff, like at "Vote for Highlight", VFD and VFG. Lots of fun nooks and crannies on the site that not many new people ever venture into. But you've got a cool name, so we all will like you unless you break all of our major rules at once. Aleister in Chains 23:17 30 5 MMX
Award from UN:REQ[edit source]
This user created Seven (film), an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |