User talk:BrainDead
I am brain dead, i specialize in absolutely nothing, and i have the intelligence of a dog and a vocabulary of an above average 9-year-old child. I am currently working on the article: History of poop, and if ne1 can add some pics to it, I'd be overjoyed! When im finished with that, I will start the article: History of Pee. Then after that I might combin those two articles and start an article called Gods of Poop and Pee about the poop god and the pee god. (Well, i would be if i had a addrenaline gland...)
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