User talk:Bobian414
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN) 03:32, Apr. 2, 2008
Dalton dockery[edit source]
This page has been deleted three times. Please read our vanity polices, and if applicable our policy on cyberbullying. Long and short of it: we don't care about your friends, we don't care about your enemies. Please keep the wiki to semi-notable things. Next time it or any other page like it is created, you will be banned for at least a month, depending on the severity of the offense.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:20, 5 April 2008 (UTC)