User talk:Bigman112

Welcome!

Hello, Bigman112, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  —Braydie 13:32, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews

Hello, I see you have written an UnNews article, here is a link to help you with UnNews writing: HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article. --—Braydie 14:22, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and celebrity. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:54, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

PS: On a personal note, you've written some real crap so far. Lousy formatting, kept using the same unrelated picture for your articles. I've deleted them, but don't give up. Read the sections suggested above, and read a few more other articles (hint: if it has an audio file, its probably a "decent" article). If you write something that's even minimally acceptable, someone will probably come along and improve it or something. Thanks for your work thus far, and I hope to see your continued efforts.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

alright, maybe welcome was a bit strong

Apparently you didn't get my message. Or maybe you think reality is the Spongebob Squarepants show and it's backwards day. In fact, no, it's much like any other day, and your last article, UnNews:CSA, the redesign is out., if you've bothered to check after submitting it, looks like this:

12 December 2006

Sources

"[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY

"[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY

... which means that the crappy prose you wrote, which apparently you've mistaken for a bona fide article (even considering Uncyclopedia's abysmal standards) doesn't even appear unless you edit the article. So, I've deleted it. Try harder next time. I won't be so nice as to let you know from now on if you continue to submit crap. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:12, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

xMAS

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)