User talk:Bassphemy
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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Vanity/Slander Friendly warning[edit source]
Ummm. . . "Kyle's mom is a bitch" is a hilarious tune, but who the hell is SoulRaven?
That's what the admins will think just before they huff your "article" as vanity/slander.
Try harder, and better luck next time. . . ••••
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my cat! 08:32, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
Take the suggestion, and if you're serious about posting here (yes, serious about being funny), then read the links. They will change your life! -- Soul101 
~MAREPENT! 08:38, 19 October 2006 (UTC)