User talk:BPgas6000
Welcome![edit source]
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 18:45, August 6, 2007
Blanking Pages[edit source]
Greetings! Please don't blank pages in Uncyclopedia as this constitutes as vandalism. If you continue to perform such acts, you could be banned. - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
00:17, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
This is your last warning. The next time you vandalise Uncyclopedia, as you did to The Fairly Oddparents, you will be blocked from editing. -~ Markerstart 11 August 2007 (UTC)