User talk:Antichrist
The most complicated slandering incident in Fairprice[edit source]
Beginning of the whole story started from Por Kee 1)Anna set "Big size" up by complaining to boss' wife 2)"Big size" was fired by boss for talking things in front of boss,which made the boss angry 3)Anna and Ah Di told Andrew,that my mother call him a trans. 4)Andrew scolded my mother.......At that time,my mother don't know who he was scolding. 5)To prevent new recruits from getting into troubles,I posted in Por Kee eating house facebook to beware of Anna and Ah Di(Note:This is the first time,I posted in Por Kee eating house facebook)
6)Months later,a meeting was held in Por Kee eating house.This was the best time to warn Anna not to slander my mother. 7)But,I can't talk to Anna.So,I sent someone to warn Anna instead. 8)Anna continued slandering my mother. 9)I notified police about a slandering case. 10)Anna set up my mother and frame her.
11)One day,Anna was suspected of collecting tips from customers.Anna pour everything out from her bag and never return to Por Kee ever again. 12)Anna's son upload porn video into my youtube channel 13)I sue Anna's son.At this time,Anna's son know the whole story..........but,he didn't told Alice Tan.
14)Anna told 3rd sister something and 3rd sister thought my mother is a "Crazy woman" and thought my mother "talk cock" in the internet and they quarrelled. 15)I simply told Alice Tan to save my mother from Ah Di and 3rd sister. 16)Alice Tan said:"It was my mother's retribution and I will go to hell." 17)Then,I sue Alice Tan for an entire week and worse,I told her to come to Fairprice to sort it out.Alice Tan underestimated my abilities and misunderstood the meaning of my words and she played politics with me.
18)I have to end my contract and settle the score with Alice Tan outside of Fairprice. 19)Around April fool's day,I made her heart broke......then,I started to find jobs. 20)A gut feeling inside me sensed that the problem is not yet resolved.Actually,if Sandvik supervisor can remember...............it was me,who taught him to use the swimming method to teach the new recruits the easiest way to remember how to place the straps. 21)My feeling was right.Alice Tan still has doubts. 22)I invade her facebook and scold her the last time.Alice Tan's friends reduced from 400++ to 100++. 23)Someone told her,my circle is different from her circle.........END OF MISUNDERSTANDING 24)Now,career agencies create troubles from me. 25)I fight my way back to Fairprice 26)Noelle told me to come next week after I whatsapp her.I couldn't talk to others below her ranks,because they listened to outsiders' side of story.But,I know ministers read my facebook posts.This was the only way before 1st Oct. Antichrist (talk) 10:02, 14 October 2019 (UTC)
A cordial message[edit source]
While Uncyclopedia is purposefully designed to sometimes be an offensive encyclopedia, there is a line that has to be drawn, in the interests of protecting the people of our various societies. Content that is within "Template:Serious on" and "Template:Serious off" is meant to be taken absolutely seriously, à la Wikipedia. Therefore, in the interest of protecting others, please do not insert sarcasm between the Serious templates, as you have done on the article HowTo:Become A Rapist. It's for the better.
There have been serious instances of admins and bureaucrats having been exposed for various real-life crimes endangering others, including other fellow Uncyclopedians. This includes User:Alden Loveshade and User:Aimsplode; both were busted for pedophilia.
On a slightly friendlier note.... I hope you have a good day. Sarcasm is best when it is in good taste (or offensive up to a certain degree)!