User talk:Anonymous user
Welcome![edit source]
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--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:26, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Thank You[edit source]
--Sir Manforman 
21:08, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote! Have a whale![edit source]
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Hello whoever you realy are!!![edit source]
Hi im new to I find you coool! OK?! Good now enjoy this... Wha? Oh sorry fell asleep now oh yeah I dont have anything. Memememe 04:56, 28 October 2008 (UTC)