User talk:Ache

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Hi Ache! You reviewed the wrong article in Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/User:Cajek/3_second_rule. Try again! --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:31, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't understand. Are you trying to tell me you expected a lower mark? --Ache 23:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

I expected you to review User:Cajek/3_second_rule. --  Le Cejak • <-> 23:49, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

I can't really tell what you reviewed. It looks like maybe you reviewed both? --  Le Cejak • <-> 00:49, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Hi. I reviewed User:Cajek/3_second_rule and only it. Sorry if I sounded confusing. I'm gonna edit my review so that it's clearer. --Ache 08:24, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey Ache, thank you for reviewing my article. I huffed it cuz I need a better direction. It's okay to be disapproved of once in a while on here. We're basically just a bunch of jerks with low self-esteem. Try reviewing articles that aren't on people's user namespace, because those people tend to want lots of input on their articles. Keep trying man, and keep adding to Uncyc! --  Le Cejak • <-> 18:02, 29 October 2007 (UTC)