User talk:A Fat Pasty
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20:14, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
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Please don't link every instance of a word on a page. Generally, just the first usage should be linked, so as to avoid a rippling sea of links everywhere. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:15, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Award from UN:REQ[edit source]
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This user created Norse Gods, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
MadMax 18:29, 30 July 2009 (UTC)