User talk:05koonerh

Welcome 05koonerh!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

And hello. welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like it here and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

Now that you're here, you get the golden chalice of stupidity.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (that's right, I said yours) could even make it to the front page!

Also please don't vandalize. Here at uncyclopedia tend to frown apon that. So if you vandalize we'll slit your throat. Got it? Good!

When on talkpages or forums, please sign your name using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will magically produce your name and the date so we know who said what. And when.

To create a page, simply click here. Or make it in your userspage by clicking here: User:05koonerh/Insert article name here. If you do decide to make your article in mainspace, remember to put a {{WIP}} tag on your page if you're still working on it.

And finally, just have fun. It's why we're all here. Maintain a good attitude and you'll do well here. :) (unless you don't do well here...)

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Or even add that--> {{help}} to any page you need help on along with a message and someone will come to the rescue! Again, welcome!   -- 00:51, November 27, 2010 (UTC)