User talk:ドドンパ

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Welcome![edit source]

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

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thanks for welcome--ドドンパ 09:44, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Volleyballs to general banned[edit source]

Hi. I see you have tried to fix the bad translation I wrote on the UnNews article. When I translated your article, I originally intended to make it a bad translation, but now that you've gone to the effort of correcting that, should it be reverted? Most of the humour came from this since maybe the Western readers wouldn't know about the sitution as well: my translation was about 80% Engrish, yours tuned it down to about 40%. --The Dit 11:39, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was better to translate rather than Engrish version. Well, it did not seems to work so yes, you can revert. I only took 15 minutes to translate so I don't mind. Any way, thanks for choosing my article (although you just chose the very top article on Japanese UnNews). And thanks to be sarcastic of my English skills.--ドドンパ 12:09, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
You are very welcome. :) --The Dit 12:30, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Your Translation[edit source]

Thanks for this, so far it looks very good. Cheers for the input :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 15:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC)