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I am Robert Moshe Zylbrsztajn and I was born one early summer morning in Prague, Czechoslovakia.

I studied American University in Elbonia. After I had fulfilled my military duty in the Royal Forces of Ruritania, I founded International Society for Big Boobs Promotion.

Nowadays I know, my life was totally useless until I found Uncyclopedia, fell in love with it, got the thing for it, got hooked and became Uncyclopedia addicted. I contribute in the Czech language or in English (for the time being at least). However I contribute scarcely as I am quite busy as an Sysop and Bureaucrat of the Czech Necyklopedie, which is the best encyclopedia all over the Internet.

Favourite motto:

"Ching cheng chang chung, tung tang teng ting, bang bing bong."

(In English: "If you have an umbrella in your ass, do not try to open it.")

--Zylbrsztajn 00:00, 6 July 2006 (UTC) --Zylbrsztajn 01:54, 14 October 2008 (UTC)