Nowadays I know, my life was totally useless until I found Uncyclopedia, fell in love with it, got the thing for it, got hooked and became Uncyclopedia addicted. I contribute in the Czech language or in English (for the time being at least). However I contribute scarcely as I am quite busy as an Sysop and Bureaucrat of the Czech Necyklopedie, which is the best encyclopedia all over the Internet.
"Ching cheng chang chung, tung tang teng ting, bang bing bong."
(In English: "If you have an umbrella in your ass, do not try to open it.")