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Bek Air Flight 2100 was a domestic passenger flight from one of Kazakhstan's many random cities to another that mysteriously crashed on 27 December 2019. The local "government" started investigations into the cause of the crash the same day.

After two months of thorough investigation, local authorities concluded that the cause of the crash was impossible to determine. Authorities stated that Bek Air (an airline that is no longer in operation, for some odd reason) has an amazing safety record, the Focker 100 airplane (pictured) was a sleek, safe marvel of modern aviation technology, and the pilots were "as sober as a Kazakhstani judge". The president of Kazakhstan, Borat Sagdiyev, declared "Nothing like a simple routine safety inspection could have prevented this crash. Indeed, it was an act of God." International observers have disputed these findings, claiming gross negligence and violations of safety protocols were the cause of the crash. Kazakhstan, naturally, has brushed off all criticisms as "evil plot by the dirty Jew for unmake benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan." (Full article...)