User:Zombiebaron/UnNews:Govorner announces NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE memorial plans

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8 February 2018

The Governor of UnNews.

In a bold move, the Governor of UnNews announced today her plans for the upcoming ten year anniversary of the NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE. Despite rising opposition from an anti-watermelon segment of the population of UnNews, the Governor announced a new watermelon statue would be unveiled in June.

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