User:Zoidy-Poo/Squidditch
“Squidditch? Am I missing something?”
“In Soviet Russia, Squidditch doesn't know YOU!!”
“Almost as good as Scientology!”
Origin of Squidditch[edit | edit source]
Nobody knows, cares, or gives a shit about Squidditch.
Buuuuuuuttttttttt................ I do. Oh yes, I certainly do. Well, basically, Squidditch is a sport I made for no reason. I told Harry Potter to try to play it, he ended up in a hospital bed in LA. Shame, that. I asked some guy if he knew what Squidditch, was... He just gave me the finger. I also think it was created when Malfoy decided to throw a mutant squid at Harry Potter's head and it morphed him into a squidman. To play squidditch you need the following, or something similar, I don't care:
Squidditch World Cup[edit | edit source]
The Squidditch World Cup is held anually each year. It is an utter load of crap. Who knows who plays in it? I certainly don't.
That's it. Now go away. How about here.