User:Zjyslav Moose

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“Kaboom!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Zjyslav Moose

Zjyslav Moose, the Dartkest Lord of Darkness since 1945[edit | edit source]

Zjyslav Moose, the Darkest Lord of Darkness since 1945 is Lord of Darkness born in Poland, living in Poland and doing some other things in Poland. He likes Poland very much and will kill everyone who says that Poland sucks. He is also leader and founder of Moose Clan, small organization that creates something that is suposed to be an art.

Why Poland?[edit | edit source]

Don't you have better questions?

Abilities[edit | edit source]

  • Major Abilities
    • Reading & Writing
    • Talking
    • Seeing things that cannot be seen without this ability
  • Less-Major Abilities
    • Stopping time for too short time to do anyting
    • Saying "Kaboom!"

External Links[edit | edit source]

Above links are Polish links. Do not use them if you can't speak Polish.

See Also[edit | edit source]