User:Zim ulator/Andy Schlafly

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'Andy Schlafly is an infamous RPG character based on a real-life wizard from the seventh dimension. Online enthusiasts know him variously as Kosher Joe, Teh Assfly or "That Tentacled Thing Shambling Among the Blackness Behind the Stars".

The son of conservative activist and Eagle Forum founder Phyllis Schlafly says that he founded the Conservapedia project because he felt that Wikipedia has a "liberal, anti-Christian, and anti-American" bias, and because Cthulhu commanded it.

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Conservapedia: Bastion of the Reality Denying Right

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