User:Zheliel/Yacht

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“Transformers are a thing of the past. Embrace the future. Welcome Optimus Prime!”

Those wer' the days. I still r'member watching them Transformers, ages ago.

A Yacht is an old type of Transformers which used to exist way back in the '80s. Yep, ya'll should've seen 'em in thee nineteen eighties. That's right - they were splendid. They were in black and white, but they were still wonderful. I remember the tag "Made in China" appearing right after the show. I hear you chuckle - the punchline was a surefire way of making the audience laugh. I only laughed then, what with the seriousness of the show.

The Yacht-Transformers thing was a family bonding thing, I deemed. My family would watch the Yachts suddenly going to battle. I still remember - my father used to say that the director must have been a Transformer, or one of the Yachts. Oh, those Yachts! My younger sister used to admire them for their courage and such. Eventually, my family would start fighting about what would come in the next episode, but that's family bonding, isn't it?

But What's a Yacht?[edit | edit source]

Ah, A Yacht's a type of ancient transformer. These yacht's are supposed to be squeaky clean and shiny white, but on TV it's rusty. But I like it anyway.