User:Zana Dark/Random

Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well make yourself comfortable!!!   Random Joke: “ Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their public act of indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after them and managed to catch one of them. He told him, "When I catch your boyfriend I'm going to shove this nightstick right up his ass" Just then a voice calls out from behind a tree, "Officer, I'm over here." ” GOLD IS COLD:   Diamonds are dead. A limousine is a car, don't pretend. Feel what's real. ~ J'adore To request adoption, help with editing, or to just generally whore yourself, please leave me a message here: Zana Dark »  This is Zana Dark 3.0. Click here for Version 2.0