User:Xander/Boris (Terraria)/Build-A-Bear Workshop War

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Shortly after the plush of Boris was made, the bears and other animals at Build-A-Bear Workshop got pissed at his rise to fame. In February 2013, he was walking around the Promenade Mall in Temecula by himself when, all of a sudden, 3 bears jumped him. Since he couldn't defend himself (jumping on things won't do jack around here), he let the bears attack him. He survived the attacks, bringing a plush pickaxe[1] to fend off any other bears.

Why did they attack?[edit | edit source]

That's a very good question. As mentioned before, Boris does not wish to destroy worlds; he wants to save them, contrary to Plushie instinct. The stuffed denizens at Build-A-Bear Workshop took notice and attempt to destroy him, for he is a rogue plush. Several other plush parties followed suit. It was only a matter of time until a war would begin. In other news...

The War Begins[edit | edit source]

The other plushes made by Alex took notice of the attack. With careful planning, they uttered: "THIS MEANS WAR!!!!" So they went around homes which had Build-A-Bear Workshop products and brutally assaulted them. 57 of those products were destroyed in the suburban raids.

Counterattack[edit | edit source]

In retaliation, the BABW products took 3 plushes hostage and tortured them. Only 2 escaped, while the other guy died due to incompetence. In an act of revenge, another group of the good plushed took a Rainbow Dash plush from the BABW; then they preceded to brutally rape and kill it. The Battle of Burgesses (temporary title) saw 70 causualties, 14 on the Good Guys and 56 from the BABW.

“Man, I'm so glad I made those extra plushes! I knew that they paid off.”

~ Alex

The Westfield Offensive[edit | edit source]

“It was terrible. We're fortunate to survive this major battle.”

~ A Plush on the Westfield Offensive

On November 18, 2013- the Terraria plushes and the BABW plushes engaged in another major skirmish in the Westfield Mall in San Diego. The fighting was described as "A lot like those scenes in the Black Friday special in South Park." Those sided with Andrew's mercy had to defend the food court from a horde of Doodle Bears. Boris managed to pick on 24 bears throughout the whole battle. Some other plushes went crazy and constructed devices which launched giant sawblades, splitting the bears in two.[2] Once again, the good plushes successfully defended the food court with most of the casualties coming from the BABW side. But it wasn't over. The bears have planned a siege on the Target store nearby.

Target Siege!![edit | edit source]

2 days after the food court fight, the good plushes moved onward to the Target to deal with the imminent vandalism that was going on. One plush made a makeshift zipline and assassinated a bear breaking stuff at the cosmetics aisle. Instead of making Rube Goldberg devices, the plushes planned a direct assault against the bears. 17 of those bears were killed in the midst of battle. 7 of those kills were done via plush pickaxe.

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References[edit | edit source]

  1. Foam replica of a stone pickaxe in Minecraft. Because Boris is a plush, the pickaxe is more effective in his hands. He uses it for the rest of the war.
  2. The plushes made by Alex use Rube Goldberg devices as a way to defend themselves. They really can't do much here.