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So I decided to go and search the web for some answers on why my iPhone stopped working. The first place i usually check is a website called Uncyclopedia It may seem like a fucking normal day, but hell no, it's not. First off, the EAS goes off for the 911 calls for the people who are using AT&T, but that don't matter. Anyways, I was just looking up the internet when I found out that Uncyclopedia is missing. The closest thing i could find of Uncyclopedia is a website called Wikipedia. I decided to look it up because of my curiosity. But once I clicked the link, it brought me to a redirect page. Then... Then... IT HAPPENED!

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It brought me to a shady black market site called en.auctioningat69.bl. My discoveries were the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Sexually abused women, military grade weapons, weapons of mass destruction, and hacking equipment. I guess this is the remains of the so called "Dark Web" that got shutdown in 2013 by the FBI. Back onto topic, when I saw the link that says "TittyFuck Rape" I have to see that and report the findings to the police. But it instead linked me to a malicious website. Now, i have my popup blocker on, yet the website managed to open up 50 tabs and windows of porn on Internet Explorer. And when I closed the tabs, it stops responding while porn is playing. Now i have to wait until my computer Blue screens.