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 New Inventory Score: 10 Moves: 5


> Question that weird disc

Before you can even ask about the disc, some dumbass from GTA: Vice City crashes a Banshee through the window, rams into a pillar, hops out and blasts himself in the head with a SPAS-12.

"..What was that?"


> Uh, some idiot committed suicide.

"Did he leave a car?"


> Yes.

"Does it have GPS?"


> Yeah, why?

The disc is suddenly replaced by me. I walk to the car, get in, grab the GPS, start doing some scientific modification stuff, then four minutes later I present to you THE ELECTRONIC VIDEO AGENT!


> Rejoice

"Wear it on your left arm. It can show you a GPS map, radar, objectives and radio. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to take care of in Los Santos."

I pull out a silenced Glock 17 and suddenly disappear in some kinda red glowy silhouette-thing.

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