Zork

Dummy Dance	Score: ?	Moves: 6
> dummy dance You begin dancing like a fucking idiot. The dancing somehow teleports you to Israel, about 1200 BC or whenever. You take the place of King David, dancing like a fucking idiot in front of the Ark of the Covenant. Some bitch berates you for acting like a fool. OPTIONS: [Yell "OMFG WTF"]