User:WohMi/Hurricane GoFuckYourself
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Hurricane GoFuckYourself was a catastrophically large hurricane, and is the largest tropical storm of all time.[1] It is notable for being created after the United States made a deal with the Weather Gods in exchange for one, supermassive hurricane in exchange for never having to deal with hurricanes again, and also more notable for causing subsequent Nuclear Holocaust.
Creation of Hurricane GoFuckYourself[edit | edit source]
Just like every other hurricane, GoFuckYourself was created by African Shamans, who were still pissed at the Americas for doing the whole "slavery" thing. This time, however, the Weather Gods gave the Shamans some acid, which put their Hurricane-Making skills into overdrive, causing them to invoke gods and spirits that nobody had ever seen OR heard of before, which is super weird.[2] The massive thunderstorm grew and swelled, and picked up speed as it began to spiral and drift across the Atlantic.
Initial Destruction[edit | edit source]
Before Hurricane GoFuckYourSelf was even close to the United States, it was already a Category 7 Hurricane, and had completely wiped out the islands of Cape Verde,
Decision to use Nuclear Warheads[edit | edit source]
The United States realized that they fucked up, and that if this hurricane hit landfall on the United States, the entirety of the East Coast would be wiped out, but more importantly, it could go inward to destroy states that actually matter.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, due to the placement of the eye of the Hurricane directly above Cuba at the time of the nuclear orders, and the fact that Cuba is still a puppet state of the U.S.S.R., the destruction
Records Broken[edit | edit source]
Hurricane GoFuckYourself is a notable for being like every other Hurricane ever, but bigger. Add a "50" to every single record you've ever heard about Hurricanes, and that is approximately half of the score that Hurricane GoFuckYourself broke.[3]