User:Willy on wheels/Poop Island
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Poop Island is an island in the middle of France covered in shit. It is where Poop Cuisine was invented to contrast the disgusting French food being imported.
History[edit | edit source]
Early History[edit | edit source]
Poop Island was discovered by a Muslim scouting force in 690, which quickly settled on the island. How other people didn't discover the island earlier is unknown. They soon found out that the island was covered in shit, and as such were forced to eat it due to the fact that french food is disgusting. Initially they ate it raw, but quickly invented various ways to cook it, resulting in Poop Cuisine.
This food was never eaten before by anyone in France, and due to the disgusting and unhealthy food they were forced to eat every day, many were so constipated they had never seen their own shit. As such, the island became a very popular trading hub, eventually electing king Al-Mogus and declaring independence in 727.
Growth[edit | edit source]
Since those living around Poop Island were no longer constipated, they began to shit. A lot. Since the French government had never seen shit before, they didn't built a sewage system. As such, most people dumped their shit on Poop Island, causing the island to expand rapidly. Once a mere 20 meter wide footnote became a massive trading hub for Poop Cuisine.
Siege of Poop Island[edit | edit source]
The French government did not like Poop Island taking away trade revenue, and as such besieged the island in 1655. The siege ended quickly however, as the walls were made out of 600 year old shit which was almost impossible to destroy. The French also recieved a threat from almost every nation in the world for not letting them get Poop Cuisine. As such, the siege was a complete failure.
Modern History[edit | edit source]
Poop Island stopped expanding after the late 1800s, due to corrupt king Coomerus stealing all of the poop for himself. The nation managed to stay out of WW1, although they did secretly supply Poop Cuisine to both sides. After WW1, king Coomerus denounced the donations, causing a civil war in 1920.
Civil War[edit | edit source]
Although the opposition did not have a leader at first, they soon elected donation organizer Gigachadicus to lead them. King Coomerus soon stepped down, resulting in a victory for Gigachadicus.
After the war[edit | edit source]
Gigachadicus quickly grew the island by taking all of Coomerus's treasury and dumping it around the island. His reign would lead to both economic and cultural prosperity, with the nation barely being effected by the Great Depression. Much like in WW1, the nation supplied Poop Cuisine to both sides, despite their neutrality. After the war ended, Poop Island experiences the same growth until the death of King Gigachadicus in 1957.
Dark Ages[edit | edit source]
The death of Gigachadicus threw the nation into a dark age. The following kings were not bad nor good, although the nation faded into obscurity. Many people at this time didn't believe the nation even existed. Inside poop island, life was not much better. People began consuming imported French "cuisine" due to poverty, with even the King not being able to afford Poop Cuisine anymore.