User:Wakkoswish123/pony

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“I want to cum inside Fluttershy.”

~ /mlp/ on Fluttershy

Bronies not to be confused with "Cloppers", which are not bronies at all, but bronies, are usually dudes or dudes, known as "pep", that love the TV show My Little Pope.


Origin[edit]

Around 2010, Lauren Fonybaloney, Craig McCrackhead's wife, fucked the G1 ponies. A few changes later MLP was born. (Craig McCrackhead made Bloo's Home, and The Powerpuff Girls, which may or may not contribute to the show quality)

Behaviour and habitat[edit]

bronies think this is manly.

Usually Bat Fuck Insane, the typical brony is a guy or boy from ages 1-101. They are calm and peaceful, with a good quality of cock, better than most pedopriest's. Despite popular belief, they are mostly fat, lonely 40-year old men.

Glossary[edit]

  • Clop: Fapping to pony Rule 34, practiced by furries.
  • Pegasister:Female whore. Lauren Faust is one.
  • Furrynik:Any furry that dares invade Brony territory. Usually these will turn into brotatoes after a week due to the show's surprising amount of plot.
  • Brotato:Brony version of "chocolate rain".
  • Pork:Delicious meat.

See also[edit]