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So hey it's CK9001. I lost access to my Google account which contained my password so I had to make a strange new one, BULL SHIT!!!
Yes, this is still Elias Johansson aka CoolKidz9001. Go to User:CoolKidz9001 to see my old userpage!
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user uses an iPhone and has no shame in displaying it on Uncyclopedia |
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WARNING: That is definitely a large cock. |
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. |
18+ |
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This user owns a pretty awesome lookin Sony PS Vita
they like it more than the 3DS… |
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This user thinks that the PS Vita is better than the 3DS because they might be lacking brains. |
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This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode. |
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This user plays a PS5 because Lady Luck favors them and they found one. |
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This user plays on a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5. |
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This user plays on a PS3 and probably regrets ever buying one. |
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This user plays an Xbox Series X - either Lady Luck didn’t favour them enough to find a PS5, or they just prefer playing games on a Minifridge. |
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This user has gotten gud at any FromSoftware game |
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
This user says things that may not be work safe.
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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 9 months and 26 days. |
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This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably. |
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This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. |
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This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy.
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This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
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