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The Secret Of The Secret

The Secret Of The Secret	Score: 50	Level: Airborne
> Fall out of the window, similar to Airplane!. You are now about 150 feet from the ground, and your altitude is dropping. What do you want to do? > Contemplate on your successes in life You don't have any. You never had sex, never had any children, never had a trophy in the 5th Grade Science Fair, never had any parents, you got yourself into this mess, you've never been to KFC sober, became an alcoholic at the age of 20, you never fixed your liver, you've been incarcerated in 42 states (all except New York, Michigan, Illinois, Texas, California, Olde York, New Michigan, North and South Dakota, and Mississippi) and obtained AIDS through your past heroin addiction. You left out so many negative things because you were splattered on the road before you could think of anything else. > Road?! What road?! We're in the middle of nowhere! And I thought we were on 1 story ground! Yeah, you were, but this is a high-tech house that hates you. So it become the Dolphin Hotel. But it doesn't matter, because you are dead. You are the 60th person to die in 1408. Your mom would be proud. Start Over