User:UwU/Exist

You're doing it wrong.

Hey, pal! Gosh, it seems like you appear to be not you, or nothing at all! I can't really tell, what with your corporeal mass being completely unperceivable. Sounds like you need some help Existing, luckily, seeing as how I exist, I'm pretty well qualified to explain this.

Understanding the Concept of "Existing"

For someone or something to first exist, it's good to establish a good concept of what existing entails. Existing, as defined roughly by me, is what happens when you are, or be. If you are not being or are-ing, you do not exist. Pretty simple, right? Well, it appears to be more difficult than that. Certain things can technically be, yet not exist. Imagined things (which you could be), do not technically exist. Yet, they still technically are in "being," by extension of something else that exists, in this case something that exists & has the capacity to imagine. Paradoxically, it is possible to imagine something that can imagine and exists, but since this is only a construct of imagination, even though it is imagined to exist, it does not TRULY exist.

So How Can I Exist?

Well, it's quite simple, really. Have you ever heard of "Cogito, ergo sum?" It's more commonly known as "I think, therefore, I am." Ignore this garbage completely. There are quite a bit of things that don't think and still exist, such as bricks, vegetables, and brain-dead people. The real way to learn how to exist is