User:Ultra Faggot/MF Grimm

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MF Grimm
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Background information
Birth namePercy Carey
Also known asGrandmasterbaiter Grimm
GMO
The Grimm Raper
Superstar Jet Jacker
Destroy and Destroy
GenresHip hop, Hardcore Hip hop, Softcore HipHop, Christian Rap, Underrocks Hip Hop
Occupation(s)"Music" producer, rapper, CEO, comic book writer, actor
Years active19sumthin–yesterday
LabelsDay By Afternoon thru Night Entertainment, Vendetta Vinyl, Fondle Em Rapists
Associated actsMF DOOM, KRS-Too, Large Penis, Bi-Kurious, Monsta Penis Island CockZars
WebsitePornhub.com/user/Grimm_Raper69.html

Percy Carey (born 11 June 19sumthin'), also known by the stage names MF Grimm, Grimm Raper, GMO and originally Destroy and Destroy, is an American underground rapper, drug dealer, "music" producer, CEO, and Eisner Award-nominated Hentai Manga writer from New York City. Rumored to be the illegitimate son of actor and entertainer Jim Carrey and Mariah Carey, it is said that at an early age Percy was thrown into a dumpster.


Early life[edit | edit source]

The dumpster rumored to have been inhabited by Grimm during the premature stages of his birth.

After being thrown into the dumpster Percy was discovered by a crack addict and was given to a local drug dealer, in exchange for crack cocaine. The exact reasons are unknown why the drug dealer had accepted, but Percy says during his time with the drugster, he "highly disliked my time in being there."(Stienbeck, 98) after he turned 5, Percy ran away.

In order to survive, Percy began making a living by turning to crime and stealing belongings from senior citizens. During an interview Percy recalled an encounter with one senior citizen that changed his life forever.

"I wuhz walkin' down tha street just, creepin', lookin' fo' un' of dem ol' bitches tryn'a fuck 'roun wit dem birdz right. Then I saw dis one bitch, she was sittin' in her wheel chair so I pull out mah knife, an' stab the bitch 3 times in the stomach, took her shit then dashed" (Goldstiend, 35).

The woman was reported in critical condition, but was later stabilized. Days after the attack, Percy began riding around in a wheel chair so constantly that everyone started calling him "Cripple". They say that his is where the name for the infamous Crips gang came from. He was seen inside of a liquor store, preforming wheelies once. After multiple attempts to get Percy out of the store, ( every time the store owner came up to Percy, he would jump out of his wheel chair and stand up )the owner of the store called Authorities. When asked what he was doing, he told the officers that he was "shown you fat bitches how to really roll". Percy claims that the Officers then escorted him outside and dragged him to the back of the store and began "beating me so bad till I was uncrippled, which don't really make sense becuz I wasn't crippled in tha furst place.". Percy still holds this to be true, and proclaims himself as "The first Rodney King".

The police proceeded to detain him after 3 photos dropped out of his jacket while they escorted him out of the store. All 3 photos where of minor females. The police report states Percy exclaimed "Them pictures of tha neighborhood hoes". Percy was placed in a Juvenile Detention Center and the NYPD confiscated the wheel chair and it was later connected with the park stabbing.

Wheel Chair Trial[edit | edit source]