User:UNmarine777/UnNews:International Pi day March 15 tragedy

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15 March 2012

Pi a source of happiness and a source of death.

New York, New York --Yes its back! International Pi day (No, not Pie day which is celebrated some other day ,but Pi day) a day full of festivities and parties around the world. Even the Eskimos are enjoying the holiday. As of right now 12:30 P.M Est a huge crowd of people were right behind me trying to solve Pi. I interviewed a couple of " party-goers" to ask one how close he is to solving this mystery of a formula. He said "Well Pi solves everything" and we had a good laugh. Others brought pies and pencils to enjoy the Holiday. Though most of the world was playing that new game Call of Duty or just being people, these folks were partying hard with at least 100 piles of paper. Even President Obama was partying with several leaders from China, Europe, and several other countries solving this mysterious question.

With all the cheers and happiness one might not expect death on such an exciting holiday. A trophy was held for the first person in the history of Mankind to be the first person to solve Pi. Sadly for 17 teen year old Roger Williams came close to solving a mathematical formula known as Pi in his mothers basement ,but investigators looked over the evidence." A empty bottle of Sierra Mist, a fully-loaded 7mm Mechanical lead pencil, and a ten foot tall stack of notebook paper with numbers on them left beside the loaded pistol and a suicide note saying"F&@K this problem" was all we found! "Stated Police Chief Robert J. Beckham. Beckham believes a local Interracial gang was the result of his death. His mother believes it was a disease that caused his death similar to the one that appeared in the Movie "The Happening". May our prayers be with his loved ones..Mysteriously 150,001 cases similar to the one that the Williams felt have appeared across the country worrying the the CDC of a possible new disease or the Law enforcement agencies of a rise interracial crime injustices.