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Stupcarp on IRC has been discontinued. For further work along the lines of bots, please see here.
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Stupcarp is the name of a bot that was written by myself, which is named after a ficticious species of animal that lives off of stupidity. Currently it does nothing. It is written in C, but compiled as C++.
Implemented crap[edit | edit source]
- Joining and parting of channels.
- Username parsing so that we can identify which commands came from which user.
- Wikilink to http link converter
- VFH link generator
- Flood protection (Runs in its own thread, 10 (valid) commands/minute max)
- Crapflood protection (when opped)
- This page does not exist check for admins and users alike.
Stuff to implement[edit | edit source]
done pretty much everything so far, put requests on the talkpage.
Commands and their syntax[edit | edit source]
Where italics can be replaced with about anything.
- carp wikify pagename
- Changes pagename into http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/pagename. Useful for those who are too lazy to copypaste uncyc URLs. This is kind of broken so be gentle with it.
- carp whore pagename
- Changes pagename into http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UN:VFH#pagename.
- carp uptime
- Displays the uptime of the bot for HH:MM.SS.
carp vfdcount
Displays the amount of articles on VFD. This may not always be accurate, and does not say which articles are being voted on or not.- This function has been removed from the latest builds as it is a buggy mess.
Patrolling areas[edit | edit source]
This is a list of known locations which stupcarp is known to appear in.
- #uncyclopedia
Latest public builds[edit | edit source]
Here are the latest source files for the bot. The bot is currently not licensed under anything but it will be licensed under the GPL license in a few builds once I've got some bugs sorted out.
Supported Compilers[edit | edit source]
- Microsoft Visual C++ 98 (Version 6) (Windows)
- Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 (Version 8) (Windows)
The actual source files themselves[edit | edit source]
Go ahead, get dirty.
April 2007[edit | edit source]
- 04/01/2007
- 04/07/2007 - VC++6 files removed here and are not included in new builds
- 04/08/2007
- 04/11/2007
- 04/13/2007