User:Tweed123
“I hear he's a pimp now!”
“Frightful fellow. I meet him back in 1992. Ghastly chap! Covered in some kind of amniotic fluid, screaming till red in the face and drooling everywhere! Judging by the picture, nothing much has changed...”
Biography[edit | edit source]
The Early Days[edit | edit source]
Samuel grew up in the small town of Larne, off the coast of County Antrim in Northern Ireland. He was born to Mrs. Tweed and Mr. Tweed. The family also included the eldest brother Tweed, the older sister Tweed and the soon to be, older brother Tweed. They were the United Kingdom's equivalent of the Brady Bunch. Samuel was born and raised in the slums of Larne known as the ghetto. He lived his early days as a POV (poverty stricken citizen), wasting all of his money on his 5 a day board game habit, an addiction that would prove hard to overcome. At the tender age of five he had already become a close friend of The Pope, who would prove to be a powerful ally in years to come...

Artificial Intelligence[edit | edit source]
When Samuel was aged ten he was in a horrific ballet dancing accident, immobilising him from ever doing any form of dance again; it was the least of his problems though. The accident had damaged Samuel'sso ba brain dly that he had been reduced to a mental vegetable. The Pope could not bear to see his prodicle son like this, and used all his power to do what any loving Pope would do. He implanted a microscopic chip in Samuel's brain that would give him unlimited knowledge turning him in to something of a Cyborg.
School Years[edit | edit source]
After Samuel had fully recovered from his surgery he was placed in a school not far from his home, Olderfleet Primary School. The children at the school did not take kindly to Samuel, but rather made him the object of fun because of his weinerish ways.
Things finally started to look up for Samuel when a young Irish boy called Michael Forde joined Olderfleet Primary School. Samuel befriended him, and in return, Michael expanded Samuel's knowledge of the Catholic Church. It is believed by many that Michael was actually sent by the Pope as a kind of teacher for Samuel.
Samuel and Michael eventually founded two law enforcing sects on the playground called the Tell Time Squad and the Peace Patrol. Both groups basically strutted about the playground and telling the teachers what mal-deeds the children had been committing. It is confirmed that there was another figure-head involved with these organizations, said to be the true leader, but their name is undisclosed. This obviously made both boys more unpopular than ever, until one day three other boys from the schoolyard assaulted Samuel and Michael leaving school. This left them both shocked and disturbed...
A Developing Friendship[edit | edit source]
After leaving school, Samuel went to Pimp College, Arkansas. He graduated in 2003 at the tender age of nine, already a world respected figure in the field of pimping. He began a pimping circle in his local church, starting of with three hos(two male and one female), but gaining them rapidly, at a speed of twelve a week. He cultivated a relationship with one of these hos, but remained true to his life partner Michael. The relationship between Samuel and his ho was remarkable in that he never spoke to any of them, merely engaging them in HIV/AIDS, a skill he learnt from Michael. He and Michael had become life partners after the brutal attack back in Primary School. A source has told that, "They went home holding each other and weeping." It has also been sourced that they showered together, followed by some self harm. The Pope did not approve of this new friendship and excommunicated Samuel.
Tragedy Strikes[edit | edit source]
Samuel was only ten when Michael, aged 10 also, went missing. His body was later discovered in a ditch, raped, with the cross burned onto his chest. Samuel became a recluse, never leaving his boudoir, but became a sort of creature of the night one might say. He only came out at night, impersonating an owl. He purched himself upon the branches of the trees outside his home and hooted. He feasted upon any rodents or passing children that caught his large always watching eyes.
Alter Ego[edit | edit source]
Samuel was infuriated and distrought to discover that is was the Pope himself who took care of Michael. He began a schizophrenic relationship with himself, developing an alter ego called... the Anti-Tweed.