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Martyn 'Trz' Trztram (born 4 July 1976) is an alcoholic waster and part-time perfectionist.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Born into the Winter of Discontent on the Smackworth estate, East Midlands, Trz spent his early life sustaining serious head injuries and pursuing pastimes that could possibly lead to the ultimate egg on his head.
Career[edit | edit source]
Has done fuck all. Would kinda like to but is turning out to be a lazy wastrel.
Past-times[edit | edit source]
- Golf
- Fishing
- Golfishing
- Skateboarding