User:Trogdorr

You have nude massages (diff to penultimate orgasm).

DANGER!!   Viewing or reading this page can be deadly ... or worse. 21,721 users are currently castrated, paralyzed, infected with Herpes, and/or disfigured for daring to see this page. If you just got here and are feeling dizzy due to losing a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, then lay down in the gutter and pass out.

The presence of humour in this article is disputed.

Humour's the thing that makes you bust your gut, or at least cracks a smile on your ugly mug. Is it here? Or are the authors just off their nut?
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