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Grueslayer
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Score: 5
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Moves: 8
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> Shoot Abraham Lincoln
There's no way that some dead president is going to keep you from fulfilling your destiny! You whip out your revolver and shoot Honest Abe in the face.
As he collapses to the ground, you suddenly start to feel a subtle change come over everything.
> Look around
The area is a little more overgrown than it was before, and the roads are now covered with gravel instead of pavement. Looking back toward the crossroads, you see that the American flag is gone and a Confederate flag is flying in its place.
> What is going on here?
You killed Abraham Lincoln before he could return to the time machine he used to get here, you moron! That means you've just messed up the entire time-space continuum!
Speaking of which, two guys in black suits and sunglasses materialize in front of you.
"Officer Ronalds, Department of Temporal Affairs." one of them says, flashing a badge. "You're going to have to come with us."
You have a revolver with five bullets.
I'd like to see how you're getting out of this one, chucko.
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