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Grueslayer
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Score: 3
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Moves: 4
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> Talk to hobo
"Hi there!" he says. "What's yer name?"
> I am the mighty Grueslayer!
"Oh, I get it now. I've bin waitin' fer ya. Y'see, I'm actually a ninja hobo sent here to help ya on yer quest...thingy.
He hands you a revolver loaded with six bullets.
> Awesome!
Too bad Grues are immune to bullets.
> Fuck.
With the hobo? You're disgusting.
> Not literally, you dumbass.
Stop arguing before I sic a Grue on you. Anyway, the two of you make small talk until the train comes to a stop a few hours later, presumably at Grueland. Also, those "DO NOT OPEN!" boxes are still there.
"Well, here's our stop," says the hobo.
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