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Grueslayer
| Pignerol Diner
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Score: 5
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Moves: 9
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> Shoot Deputy
You draw your gun and impulsively aim at the Deputy Sheriff at the counter. He's totally oblivious, smacking his lips as he studies the coffee in his mug.
Just as he reaches for a doughnut in the box next to him, the bullet is fired point blank range into his back.
> Yes! I am invincible!
Whatever. Anyway, a moment later, all the Pignerol Sheriff's patrol cars are pulling up in the diner's parking lot, sirens blaring and their lightbars strobing the night. The Waitress behind the counter pulls an M4 Carbine out of her apron. You're in trouble now.
> How did the police get here so quickly?
They have nothing to do, you fucknut. They're bored sitting around the station all day. When something happens, they respond. Fast.
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