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Grueslayer
| Pignerol Diner
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Score: -5
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Moves: -10
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> Shoot at police
You've forgotten about the Waitress at your back with the M4, dumbass n00b.
> Turn around quickly
Too late. As you were turning towards the front of the store with your gun to shoot at the Sheriff's men, the Waitress you somehow forgot was behind you empties her carbine into your back. By the time you turn around, all you can see is your ventilated corpse in a spreading pool of blood. Your body is then left for the Grues.
> Ouch!
To understate things, yes.
- *** You've had a power failure ***
Would you like to power back on, turn on the emergency generator, or give up? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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