From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Grueslayer
| Outskirts of Las Vegas
|
Score: -100
|
Moves: -100
|
|
> Hijack.
You stick your shotgun in the Italian man's face and demand the keys.
Within the next five seconds, revolving machine gun turrets have emerged from the car roof, the doors have started emmiting a dozen different poison gasses, and the hood ornament has inexplicably transformed into a Grue. When you have a lot of money, you like to spend it on security, this man will tell you.
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
|
