User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/planecrash/loot

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 Outskirts of Las Vegas Score: 220 Moves: 97


> Walk over to the plane wreck and loot it.


Following your keen adventurer's instinct, you catch the distinct scent of plentiful treasure drifting from the plane crash (or maybe it's just the distinct scent of burning flesh; whatever), you head toward the wreck with the mindset to loot everything that isn't rightfully yours.


Reaching the wreck, you dig through every piece of luggage and the pockets of every dead passanger for useful stuff. It takes a while, especially with the heat of the flames pricking your flesh, but eventually you manage to dig up: a handheld torch, a casino dealer's outfit, and a bag of fake casino chips.



> How is any of that stuff useful?


Hell if I know. You chose it.



> You cunning bastard.


I know, I know. Well, anyway, it's time to see about getting to Vegas. What you gonna do?