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Grueslayer
| Outskirts of Las Vegas
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Build a car out of bits of the plane.
Quite suddenly, you get it into your head that you can, with no difficulty, build a car. Out of nothing but bits of the wrecked plane. You have no tools and absolutely no mechanical or engineering experience whatsoever, yet this delusion still establishes itself firmly in your mind. You are nothing more than a self-destructive loon.
Anyway, you figure that the best stuff to build a car with will be found in the cockpit, 'cause, y'know, that's where all the fancy wires and machine thingies and stuff are. So heading to what you take to be the remains of the cockpit, primarily because of the armless body of a pilot sitting in the seat there. You gaze with delight and all the little buttons 'n stuff, and getting out Ronalds' sword, you proceed to uproot them with plans to use them to build your Speedy Racer 2000.
The electricity in Ronalds' swords connects with the shoddy wiring of the plane, sending several hundered thousand volts up to your worthless little brain. Police later put your death down to 'Chronic Delusionism'.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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