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Grueslayer
Outskirts of Las Vegas
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Hijack this poor guy, instead.
You stick your shotgun in the man's friendly-looking face and open your mouth to say something manly and threatening.
Unfortunatley, before you can get it out, the man has eaten your shotgun. Followed by your arm. And then the rest of you. People who are really Were-Grues tend to do that.
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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